The Batteries Have Died!!!!!!

Day 1

My batteries....have died...like kaput! NO  GO GO JUICE! Just when I was about to yell a good ol' "yeee-haww!" and "giddy up!", he started making this beeping noise and i thought a nuclear bomb was about to go off and I jumped off and dove off and under my bed! Not like diving under my bed, where he was laying, spazing like a flapping, dying fish-looking animesh doll would help if he exploded. I would be little tiny bits everywhere, and unrecognizable!

I didn't even know that they came with batteries!! I mean, he looked so real! Well, without the breathing..and constant yelling at video games, and running off with is buddies, and smelling like cigarette smoke and cheap hookers, and snoring..I could go on and and on and...well you get the point. THEY DIED!!!!! And now i feel so...EMPTY!

What am I going to do now when I get bored?? I'm going to have to start thinking of things fast to keep myself occupied. This squirrel brain is doing to make me rip this wig right off my head and i'm going to start looking at my hairbrush a whole different way. Things are going to get bad. I'm in for some serious trouble here. I AM NOT CAPABLE OF BEING ACCOUNTABLE OF THE THINGS I THINK, SAY, OR DO OUT IN PUBLIC!!

Journal, if you have any ideas, and a way of communicating with me, puh-LEASE help!